For all of you SNL fans out there I have decided to make my own segment of
Really!?! with Brittany
Its when something happens that is so obviously ridiculous that you just have to say "Really!?!"
Well I feel like lately being a pregnant mom of an 11 month old who is trying to work and prepare for a move and many other big events I have been having a ton of Really!?! moments and thought I would just share some of them with you.
[1]
Last Saturday was my baby sister Sadie's wedding.
And we had a really busy morning and we were all trying to get ready at the same time.
So we decided to put Hayden in the bath so she could play while being contained and entertained by the water and we could do what we needed to do without interruption.
Well about 5 minutes into the bath.
We hear a set of grunts and moans coming from the tub.
And sure enough we check on Hayden and she had pooped all over the tub!
(Graphic pics below, only for experienced eyes.)
REALLY!?!
Hayden, Really!?!
You choose the first time ever to poo in the tub to be Sadie's wedding day.
Really!?!
The one time that you take a bath that I don't have plenty of time to clean it up.
Really!?!
(Sorry, I know it's gross, but I had to do it.)
[2]
Many of you know that pregnant women have weird dreams.
And so far this pregnancy not so much weirdness, but...
You may or may not know that pregnant women often have dreams about men..
(yes, I mean those kind of dreams)
And so far not really many of those either.
But what I have been having is...(and please don't judge me)...
Jonas mania in my dreams.
Yes, it's true!
Almost every night I go to bed and wake up the next morning after an exhausting night of adventures with the Jo Bros.
Really!?!
I swear I am not a pedophile and I promise they have not ever been dirty dreams.
Just adventures like we are in an Indiana Jones movie, and all the Jonas Brothers are fighting over me. (I do admit to a few kisses here and there) but...
Really!?!
The Jonas Brothers! What am I 13!
And I swear its not like I obsess or even think about them during the day.
I have no idea what sparked these dreams.
Really!?!
Brittany what are you thinking.
Really!?!
Its when something happens that is so obviously ridiculous that you just have to say "Really!?!"
Well I feel like lately being a pregnant mom of an 11 month old who is trying to work and prepare for a move and many other big events I have been having a ton of Really!?! moments and thought I would just share some of them with you.
[1]
Last Saturday was my baby sister Sadie's wedding.
And we had a really busy morning and we were all trying to get ready at the same time.
So we decided to put Hayden in the bath so she could play while being contained and entertained by the water and we could do what we needed to do without interruption.
Well about 5 minutes into the bath.
We hear a set of grunts and moans coming from the tub.
And sure enough we check on Hayden and she had pooped all over the tub!
(Graphic pics below, only for experienced eyes.)
REALLY!?!
Hayden, Really!?!
You choose the first time ever to poo in the tub to be Sadie's wedding day.
Really!?!
The one time that you take a bath that I don't have plenty of time to clean it up.
Really!?!
(Sorry, I know it's gross, but I had to do it.)
[2]
Many of you know that pregnant women have weird dreams.
And so far this pregnancy not so much weirdness, but...
You may or may not know that pregnant women often have dreams about men..
(yes, I mean those kind of dreams)
And so far not really many of those either.
But what I have been having is...(and please don't judge me)...
Jonas mania in my dreams.
Yes, it's true!
Almost every night I go to bed and wake up the next morning after an exhausting night of adventures with the Jo Bros.
Really!?!
I swear I am not a pedophile and I promise they have not ever been dirty dreams.
Just adventures like we are in an Indiana Jones movie, and all the Jonas Brothers are fighting over me. (I do admit to a few kisses here and there) but...
Really!?!
The Jonas Brothers! What am I 13!
And I swear its not like I obsess or even think about them during the day.
I have no idea what sparked these dreams.
Really!?!
Brittany what are you thinking.
Really!?!
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5 comments:
you are too funny. i love that part of SNL - you're version wasn't too bad either!
HA HA HA that's AWESOME! And don't feel bad about the pregnant dreams, I've had a few REALLY?! ones myself! ha ha that was an entertaining post! :)
I love your "reallys".. Every time I hear "Really" I also get Amy Poehler's voice in my head. Great stuff though!
Oh man Britta! That made me laugh so hard! I love the dreams! Don't be ashamed its OK if you are cougaring on the Jonas Brothers. HAHAHAHA! Gotta love SNL too.
Brittany, i'm so glad you found my blog! We are so happy and willing to help you find a place...or help in anyway! I just emailed you- in case it goes to your junk.
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